Pirates or Ninjas?

Lutemoth · Post by **Lutemoth** » Fri May 05, 2006 9:43 pm

don't make me bring out the boat again
[img]http://img194.imageshack.us/img194/3797/boat3mv.jpg[/img]

Gez · Post by **Gez** » Fri May 05, 2006 9:56 pm

There are no ninjas in [url=http://www.scummbar.com/]the Greatest Adventure Games Ever[/url]. And [url=http://pirates.bethsoft.com/main.html]Bethesda[/url] isn't making a "Ninjas of the Caribbean" game...

Orix · Post by **Orix** » Fri May 05, 2006 10:12 pm

Both Pirates and Ninjas suck!

Wizards kick both of their asses, at the same time!

/hides in unfindable place within another unfindable place

ENIGMA* · Post by ENIGMA* » Fri May 05, 2006 11:17 pm

Ninjas, cause pirates steal music....

Pirates, cause there a bunch of seamen....

Wizards, cause they help me with my computer.....

and my choice

LVL 66 Demon Fire Lord, cause he crisps chicken

Harke the Apostle · Post by **Harke the Apostle** » Fri May 05, 2006 11:45 pm

Pirates 'cause:

Pirates have buxom whences.
Pirates have eye patches.
Pirates have hooks where their hand was chopped off.
Pirates have wooden legs.
Pirates sing, especially when they're drunk.
Pirates all sleep together, and when they get very drunk they wake up with their pants on their knees.
Pirates invented life-insurance.
Pirates swear all day! Take that, you go-wash-your-mouth-out-with-soap educators! And they have parrots.
Pirates get into pointless barfights.
Pirates are always hung over.
Captain Jordan, from Planet Elder Scrtolls is a pirate!

Ninjas I don't like because ninjas:

Do silly things, with secret passages.
Wear strange shoes with two toes, so they can eat with their feet?
Throw Christmas decorations around.
Have boring outfits.
Are shown in stupid movies.
Are worshipped by dumb-ass (i-a!i-a!) teenagers, who really believe that a man can jump a distance of nine meters.

Lutemoth · Post by **Lutemoth** » Sat May 06, 2006 12:30 am

and with all the ninja grappling equipment and super-poof vanishey techniques they have, it just makes it more memoriable when a small schooner of buccaneers takes down an entire dynasty's worth of tip-toeing assassins, doesn't it?

Eyeball88 · Post by **Eyeball88** » Sat May 06, 2006 12:43 am

While I was at the animation college, my class had to do a group project, and we decided to do something about a pirate ship. I won't go in to the details, partially because I can't even remember the whole thing... but I got to come up with the name for it...

The Salty Wench.

Aww yeah.

Lutemoth · Post by **Lutemoth** » Sat May 06, 2006 1:06 am

I don't like to boast (too much), but me and a few friends participate in an annual boat race called the duck run.
[img]http://img112.imageshack.us/img112/808/boatrace9gi.jpg[/img]
This is our craft, the Rudder Ducky.

Morden · Post by **Morden** » Sat May 06, 2006 1:53 am

Or one big pirate an lots of little ninjas.

[img]http://img70.imageshack.us/img70/7637/ninjasvspirates28rg.jpg[/img]

Macar · Post by **Macar** » Sat May 06, 2006 4:25 pm

I just found out the other day that my girlfriend is pro-ninja! It's truly a Romeo and Juliet style romance.

In favor of promoting peace, I will share 5 things I like about both:

Pirates:
- Get to wear eye-makeup but still get wenches
- Have a great workmans comp plan: (look it up!)
- Get to travel
- Get to sing dirty songs
- Still make the news

Ninjas:
- Coolest gadgets
- Comfortable outfits
- There's no shame in running away
- Can talk out of sych with their mouths.
- Sneaky sneaky!

PS. Morden, since when do ninjas use helecopters

Dexter · Post by **Dexter** » Sat May 06, 2006 5:37 pm

[img]http://www.droppedin.com/entryimages/sexypirate.jpg[/img]
[img]http://www.acewigs.com/shop/image_uploads/SexyAdultCostumes/1210_L.jpg[/img]
[img]http://www.halloweencostumeworld.com/images/Adult%20sexy/Story%20Book%2009050%20Sexy%20Pirate.jpg[/img]
[img]http://www.geocities.com/nautical_nerds/sexy_pirate.jpg[/img]
[img]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v310/Dexter_Kong/yhst-11342287521360_1891_9314440.jpg[/img]
[img]http://www.rpggallery.com/products/prints/CC1_TheSeaFox.jpg[/img]
[img]http://www.emediawire.com/prfiles/2005/10/03/293181/blkpantstopgoldcumbpirate.jpg[/img]
[img]http://www.anytimecostumes.com/Merchant2/graphics/acimages/021901844bwgw.jpg[/img]
[img]http://www.emediawire.com/prfiles/2005/10/03/293181/hip-wear_1861_11607783.jpeg[/img]
(I'm not sure if she counts as a pirate or not, but whatever, I see a corset)
[img]http://www.lalalingerie.com/prodimages/piratecostume.jpg[/img]
[img]http://www.droppedin.com/entryimages/sexypirate2.jpg[/img]
[img]http://www.piratemonkeys.net/art/original/kaireese/Sexy_sexy_girl_Kai.jpg[/img]
[img]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v310/Dexter_Kong/yhst-11342287521360_1891_467149.jpg[/img]
[img]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v310/Dexter_Kong/yhst-11342287521360_1891_10167709.jpg[/img]

Everyone together now...

YARRRRR!!!!

Macar · Post by **Macar** » Sat May 06, 2006 6:09 pm

so.. yeah... I think that what we've learned is that a lot of whores like to wear storebought pirate outfits.

Nanu · Post by **Nanu** » Sat May 06, 2006 6:22 pm

Whore pirates, the best kind.

Silverwood · Post by **Silverwood** » Sat May 06, 2006 10:03 pm

I don't know, dexter brought us this very picture-ful reply. Very convincing. I idon't think i've ever seen a hot ninja...
i tihnk my ninja just had a leg, and hand cut off. And has a thing for boats...

lb003g0676 · Post by **lb003g0676** » Sun May 07, 2006 12:08 am

Heheheh, anyone seen Kung Pow?

Enough said about Ninjas and Kung Foolery

But Pirates, well, what can I say? You can say aaaarrrrr as much as you want, and never be accused of coming from the west country.

CleverClothe · Post by **CleverClothe** » Sun May 07, 2006 12:08 am

Might as well join in the fun...

[img]http://newsdesigner.com/blog/images/pirate.jpg[/img]

Pirates losing to cruise ships?

At least two boats closed in on the Seabourn Spirit, firing automatic weapons and rocket-propelled grenades at the cruise liner.

But crew took evasive action, repelling the attackers without returning fire.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/4409662.stm

lb003g0676 · Post by **lb003g0676** » Sun May 07, 2006 12:13 am

And I forgot to say, who is it that gives out Fishy Sticks? Is he a Ninja? NO!

Andres Indoril · Post by **Andres Indoril** » Sun May 07, 2006 4:48 am

lb003g0676 wrote:Heheheh, anyone seen Kung Pow?

Best ninja movie EVER! But I'm more into pirates.

Macar · Post by **Macar** » Sun May 07, 2006 6:05 pm

[quote="Silverwood"]I don't know, dexter brought us this very picture-ful reply. Very convincing. I idon't think i've ever seen a hot ninja... quote]

Well, if youre into anime style chicks (which I'm not)

Mind you, I'm not realy into those stripper chicks either. I'm too much of a purist: I'd perfer a woman in something more authentic... and dirty. But I'm weird like that...

Annon · Post by **Annon** » Sun May 07, 2006 11:34 pm

Silverwood wrote:I don't know, dexter brought us this very picture-ful reply. Very convincing. I idon't think i've ever seen a hot ninja...
i tihnk my ninja just had a leg, and hand cut off. And has a thing for boats...

actually a kunoichi is a female ninja and they learned the secrets of an enemy by seduction

NEENJA · Post by **NEENJA** » Wed Aug 09, 2006 2:06 am

Well, I guess it would just be idiotic to say I'm a pirate.

Note: Pirates are cool to the max. It's just that ninjas are so cool, they're over the max.

If you're still not convinced ninjas are the best, go here:
[url]http://www.askaninja.com/[/url]

sirwootalot123 · Post by **sirwootalot123** » Wed Aug 09, 2006 6:13 am

Ludovic wrote:Foolish!
You fell for my stumpy-style ninja-decoy.

*stabs Dexter in back*
*disappears in puff of smoke*

That was me actually, after posting the unbelivable atrocity that was the happy new member dance.

And just for the record, I was the official poopdeck-scrubber/workslave/bitch on the TR Pirate Ship.

Dexter · Post by **Dexter** » Mon Aug 14, 2006 3:37 am

Let's find common ground.
[img]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v310/Dexter_Kong/zoom.gif[/img]

sirwootalot123 · Post by **sirwootalot123** » Mon Aug 14, 2006 3:44 am

...hence my avatar.
paddlepwnt

Morden · Post by **Morden** » Mon Aug 14, 2006 3:45 am

That was me actually, after posting the unbelivable atrocity that was the happy new member dance.

I just found this a couple weeks ago on a backup CD of my 'TR' folders. I'm content to leave it buried

sirwootalot123 · Post by **sirwootalot123** » Mon Aug 14, 2006 6:40 am

good.

EDIT: The parrot is real, actually.
[img]http://myspace-630.vo.llnwd.net/00881/03/68/881848630_l.jpg[/img]

Lady Nerevar · Post by **Lady Nerevar** » Mon Aug 14, 2006 2:31 pm

im not content to leave it burried. i never got to see this legendary atrocity...

Lud · Post by **Lud** » Mon Aug 14, 2006 3:26 pm

The people must see the truth.........

lb003g0676 · Post by **lb003g0676** » Mon Aug 14, 2006 8:04 pm

Im People! Please!?

sirwootalot123 · Post by **sirwootalot123** » Mon Aug 14, 2006 9:31 pm

If I still have the file, I'll put it up. I know the computer it'd be on, which I won't have access to until sunday or thereabouts. It might help to mention that it was filmed immediately after returning home from my first (and last) big "party".

El Scumbago · Post by **El Scumbago** » Fri Aug 18, 2006 7:04 pm

Let's have a competition. Those of us that prefer pirates will dress our girlfriends like that, and the rest will dress theirs as ninjas. Then, we'll compare the average coolness of both teams and decide. Massey and Lady N can dress themselves up since they (at least theorytically) don't have girlfriends.

sirwootalot123 · Post by **sirwootalot123** » Fri Aug 18, 2006 8:19 pm

I already entered a close enough picture - the parrot is my GF's. her (the parrot's

) name is Tulio and she will destroy you.

Macar · Post by **Macar** » Sat Aug 19, 2006 2:41 pm

Youre assuming any of us are cool enough to have girlfriends. I'd dare wager that there are plenty of us who dont.

Rastus01 · Post by **Rastus01** » Sat Aug 26, 2006 12:39 pm

Dexter you do know that pirates only use cannons because they pathetic cowards.

Post by **Gnomey** » Sat Aug 26, 2006 7:13 pm

Pirates have hooked hands and wooden legs because: They have a lack of 'veggies' while at sea and get a horrible desease. The only way to stop the disease is cutting off the limb where it originated in a very painful procedure including a saw. Ouch. Alternativley, they got hit in battle. This also includes eyepatches. Why would a pirate get cut? He'd have to be stabbed, which means he didn't defend himself very well.

Pirates were normally poor people who could not afford many of the typical things attributed to them. Those that could were from a government and followed a few rules in connection, not the pirates life viewed by many. Pirates, going a bit farther than random brawls, commited horrible acts of cruelty. Oh, and to the best of my knowledge pirate women were very rare.

Don't know enough about ninjas, rather more mysterious than most murderers...

Anyway, having rained on this parade enough,

let the merriment continue! I'm a pirate man myself, but a nicer and healthy pirate. Well limbed.

Harke the Apostle · Post by **Harke the Apostle** » Sat Aug 26, 2006 7:32 pm

Gnomey wrote:Alternativley, they got hit in battle. This also includes eyepatches. Why would a pirate get cut? He'd have to be stabbed, which means he didn't defend himself very well.

Getting your eye poked out, even in battle is a rare injury. Most sailors with a eyepatch got that way because they navigated by the sun during the day, and their eyesight deteriorated. They still used blinded eye for navigation as that worked perfectly well. The rest of the time they'd wear an eyepatch over it.

Post by **Gnomey** » Sat Aug 26, 2006 7:38 pm

Oh I didn't know that. But I did know that eye-loss is rarely caused by battle, so I don't know why I had written that. For the record, I normally imagine the loss of an eye as being caused by a lossed battle, namely the punishment.

Anyway, I didn't post to make this thread about how pirates got their injuries.

Anonymous · Post by **Anonymous** » Sat Aug 26, 2006 9:01 pm

Pirates had health insurance anyway. You got compensation if you lost body parts in the line of looting. Also if you were incapacitated they were honour-bound to find a job you could do on the ship with you diminished capacity, or set you up on shore if you really couldnt do anything at all.

Either that, or other pirates wouldnt deal with them. Sorta like Mafia.

However, was it a pirate that stole Perry White's life savings in bearer bonds from his investing consultant's safe by physically beating the safe open with his bear hands in 'the new adventures of superman?'

Dont think so.

Nalin · Post by **Nalin** » Sat Aug 26, 2006 9:44 pm

Now which are better looking? HUH?!..

[img]http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c11/LisaPizza15/hot%20ninja%20turtles/IMG_4513.jpg[/img]

...It's the pirates isn't it? :/

Harke the Apostle · Post by **Harke the Apostle** » Sat Aug 26, 2006 9:47 pm

OoT:

Teenage Mutant Hero Turtle underwear. :s